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Are you kind of an awkward, horny, late-blooming and/or neurodivergent millennial?
Probably, but hey, I'm not a cop
I've been writing for a long, long time. First when I tried to write episode 8 of star wars in 2004, then slowly graduating to fan fiction for Alice in Wonderland and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, winning my first award with my incredible tale "Alice's Granddaughter" in middle school. I became an expert in daydreams and traded stories featuring Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston like a drug peddler for teenage girls, but for soft porn.
It took me a long time to get back to writing for joy after academia and self-consciousness took hold, but in 2020, at the brink of madness, I wrote a 50-page Star Trek fan fiction starring myself and one of my best friends.
Since then I have been practicing writing for myself and those close to me, but things really got out of hand when I went and got myself a Masters Degree in Creative Practice in England, whatever that means. In this program I focused largely on things like girls' shame and hobbies and fantasies, and just how fucking horny I was with nothing to do with it, all the while reconciling with my religion and faith and my ideas about sexuality.
So now, here I am, hoping to share these things not only for attention (although I do enjoy it), but more-so for a sense of community catharsis with my fellow slutty darlings.
If you'd like a taste, feel free to read from my available works, however, the really good (smutty, vulnerable, or most fun of all, hornily vulnerable) stuff is only available to subscribers.
What you'll find in the Slutty Darlings Book Club is an ever-growing collection of written works about love, yearning, fantasy, feeling like an outsider, cowboys, priests, millionaires, celebrities, Lords, and much more. Not all of it will be romantic, some of it may even be troubling, but either way, y/n, I hope you are entertained and feel less alone.
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If you are interested in commissions, please feel free to check out my Fiverr offerings. Alternatively, as a Lover tier subscriber you get priority in the suggestion box!
Sweetheart
2$Every month- Book Club Access
- Invites to online events
- a good feeling in your heart
Paramour
7$Every month- Book Club Access
- Invites to Live readings and events
- Discord Access
- Free Sticker
- Early Access to store
- Request box access
- Feeling very proud of yourself for supporting the arts
Lover
18$Every month- Book Club Access
- Discord Access
- Invitation to live events and readings
- Free Sticker
- Early Access to store
- Priority access to request box
- Beta Reader status
- The blessed gift of being a baller
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